Retuuuuurn of the blog, once again! Return of the Blog, my GAWD…!

(But enough of your seamless blending of 90s pop culture reference Mark Morrison, I hear you shout) Let’s get on with it!

It’s back!

And by back I mean I have legit still been paying for this dotcom since 2015 (fail!) So thought it was about time to “give the people what they want” #forthefans #selfless #imnicelikethat

2018 travels begin in just daaaays (where did that time go?! I’ve got so much shit to do!)

BUT in exciting news, have got a whole lot more glamorous as I now have a super hot partner in crime with me the whole way!

You’ll learn more about lovely Liz as the trip goes on…but for now, know this: she’s a mega babe, we go way back almost 20 years and she’s so fit people on the beach will probably assume she’s my personal trainer so we’ve got lot a to look forward to there… #whoateallthecarbs #butseriouslyimgutted

Second round of life crisis is the Asia Edition. And we are proudly going full on “gap yah wanker” with the route this time:

Hong Kong

Singapore

Vietnam

Cambodia

Thailand

“The Islands” – Koh Lanta and Krabi

Vetoed Koh Samui, Phangan and Tao on account of being “too old for that shit” and also cos we didn’t wanna get eaten by a crocodile, Pauline and Aunty Susan would have a fit!!! #truecrocodilestorylads #cantmakethisshitup

So the adventure very nearly begins. Just the small question of packing, (lols you know by that I mean I’ve already done 3 trial packs and it’s just waiting in the corner to come to the airport!) finalising last bits and finding a bureux de change who have heard of “Vietnam” (shout out to the staff at M&S Moorgate for that one!!!!)

So all that remains to say for now is thanks for indulging the ramblings once more, do check in on our adventures from time to time and if you could be sweethearts and just ignore the fact that the title no longer makes any sense unless I now live to be 120….that would be great!

2 days and counting xx